The Hamstring Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.