The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.