The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.