The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- The QB looks at Thomas exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thomas does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.