The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.