The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.