The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.