The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“The QB looks at Thomas exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.