The Phantom Holding Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.