The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thomas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.