The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.