The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.