The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.