The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.