The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.