The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.