The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.