The Hamstring Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.