The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.