The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.