The Phantom Flag Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Thomas gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.