The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.