The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.