The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.