The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.