The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Flowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.