The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Flowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.