The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.