The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.
- Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.