The Dropped Pass Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.