The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Flowers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.