The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Flowers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.