The Phantom Holding Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.