The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.