The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.