The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.