The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.