The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.