The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
- Flowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.