The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Flowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.