The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.