The Butter-Finger Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.