The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.