The Dropped Pass Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Flowers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.