The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.