The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.