The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Flowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.