The Hamstring Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.