The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
- Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.