The Dropped Pass Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The QB looks at Flowers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.